March 2012
February 2012
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FACT: It is not okay for straight women to pretend...
dabigbangtheory:
mentally I've had sex with you countless times
Watchjamtastik:
therenaissanceratchet:
serendipityamore:
lmao
notice Kevin laughing in the microphone & everybody deciding that they didn’t want to help her lmao!
i literally come close to tears every time that nigga goes “AYE! DID THE CAMERA CATCH THAT?!”
My neck wants to be kissed and nibbled.
kindadopish:
vivalaorgasm:
yes. yes it does
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I promise you, I’m not a flirt.
You’re always flirting with me, sending me mixed signals and shit. Wtf you leading me on for?
Tell me, exactly what it is I did that made you believe I was flirting with you.
Was I being nice?
Did I smile?
Did I help you on some occasion?
Is it because we hang out from time to time?
Is it because I hug you when we hang out?
Is it because I...
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Angelina leg spam
scene-killer:
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lacquerandcandy replied to your post: Shit on my mind
Flirtationship lol owwww!, *narrows eyes* yes to the Kiwi unf!, um..skuh meh but you gon pass dis hurr boards aight? YOU GOT DIS SON SON!! *licks gold toof* aight shawty?
I spit my drink out at “skuh” because I knew exactly what it said without having to read it twice. LMAO
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Shit on my mind
I have no idea what kinda friendship this is. No clue what I’m doing it, but I’m doing it. lol fuck you, don’t judge me. :D
My ISP won’t let me great today. fuck charter. Disconnected every 15 minutes and shit.
Flirtationship. That’s the word for it. HA!
I’m starting to get nervous about boards. I hate tests. HATE them.
This Arizona Kiwi Strawberry is so...
There's a difference between
staypozitive:
Thinking someone is cute
Having a crush on someone
Being interested in someone
Liking someone
Loving someone
Being in love with someone
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WatchNo idea where my dad got it from but the noise the dog makes cracked me up
REBLOG IF YOU WANT LOVE LETTERS IN YOUR IN BOX NOW
*shrug*
Imagine how different your life would be if you...
People would say shit to me along the lines of… “Damn, you’re such a perv,” or “GAH why are you so hateful!”
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I do kinda get what people mean when they say the way to stop racism is to stop talking about it. I get it.
They’re not just saying, “suck it up, it’s done with”
But get it
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People think I'm so innocent... If only they knew...
damnthatswhatshesaid:
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Shit that irks me.
kindadopish:
lacquerandcandy:
So you saw my pictures, and you like my body…I thank you. I posted them because I like to be admired, who doesn’t? Nevertheless,
You won’t do shit. You can’t do shit. Even if the opportunity arose and I gave you the chance to “tear this ass up”, you couldn’t sir. You know why? Because I said so. Because you’re talking too fucking much. If you were gonna do any...
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clapsandpraises:
One of the main things I like about the person I am with currently
He can drop whatever he is doing and fuck
Doesn’t matter what is going on
If I am horny he is horny
Which is pretty often throughout the day
But I’ve never had someone like that, especially not in an anytime anywhere sense.
How many times a day is a healthy number to have sex?
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Sometimes I really want to say stupid shit.
rellyjuicejones:
lacquerandcandy:
Like:
Your girl couldn’t answer the phone because she was rolling with me, and I’m selfish with my quality time. You mad rude man, have some respect.
Your lacefront looks like you got into a fight with a spaghetti monster, and the parmesan gods jumped in. Tuck your glue better.
People don’t hate you because you’re beautiful, people hate you because you...
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Ahh yes
That feeling when you finally get home and can take off your bra…
*happy sigh*
Hai folks!
